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#287 – SOS OMG with Molly Keaton

#287 – SOS OMG with Molly Keaton
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Valrico, Florida businesswoman, mother, and one of Glenn’s best friends. Molly Keaton makes a colorful splash in her Pews’ premier!

This episode’s “organized fun with a purpose” commences with Da Coach offering his services to a particular demographic and introducing the “new religion of COVIDISM”. Then we learn about: Molly’s affinity for sarcasm, the role of genetics, Florida’s effed-up alimony law, man-hating, her love of hockey, Mark Grace, Molly’s “type”, her Hall of Fame induction, Mark Consuelos, Erin Andrews, “stand-up blowjobs”, her first sexual experience, her familial dynamics, how Molly and Glenn became friends, why they never hooked-up and why she didn’t co-host the prospective SOS OMG podcast, serial monogamy, “Drinksgiving or Thanksdrinking”, why tonight is the #1 night for bars in America, the Coach’s case for open relationships, being single, Molly rates Glenn on a scale from 1 to Orlando Bloom, why she is so pumped about her new business https://www.colorstreet.com/mollykeaton/party/2065348, pyramid schemes, plus so much more! It ain’t going to be boring.

Powerful and poignant adult content, insight, humor and spirituality. NSFW or children. A portion of all proceeds donated to combat human sex slave trafficking and genital mutilation.

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