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#156 – Righteous Dating with Jacob Klein

#156 – Righteous Dating with Jacob Klein
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On the eve of his 33rd birthday, Jacob Klein (Proprietor of Jingleheimer Schmidt Pharms in Southern California, sponsor of the studios in the Pews and Glenn’s second son) makes his victorious return to the show!

The episode commences with a discussion about the sensitivity of Tauny’s hood which dovetails nicely into the reading of an article about the immune-bolstering benefits of masturbation. Jacob receives early birthday greetings from his Pop, then tells of the impact regular cannabis use may have, why he enjoys being single, his first job as a soccer referee and his first self-job both at twelve years old, a rim job he received at a massage parlor, the effect learning of his folks’ divorce had on him resulting in an arrest, his brief career as a porn star and how he got his start in the marijuana business. Tauny nicknames Jake’s package, Glenn brings some strong coaching on how pivotal meditation is in manifesting confidence generally and living an effective dating life specifically, what the three amigos would have respectively for their last meal, plus a crap load more.

It ain’t going to be boring, that’s for sure!

NSFW or children. Strong Sexual Content, Language, Humor, Insight and Condemnation of Religion.

A portion of all proceeds donated to combat human sex slave trafficking and genital mutilation.       

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