Sex in the Pews’ Tip to Men #169
DO NOT send a picture of your penis to a woman, even if she asks for it. It almost never ends well. (Ask Brett Favre.)
Generally speaking, women don’t think the way men do. It is men who are generally visually stimulated. Women are generally by the emotional, the internal, the psychological, and the intellectual.
If a woman is straight, the most she wants to see is your dick disappear inside of her.
If you really feel the need to send a dick pic, send one here.
But in this case, send a pic of a “famous Dick” “aka guys named Richards.” See top of page for
The Best Pic of the Week (with the most creative caption) will win a
got splinters? Sex in the Pews T-Shirt.
Ladies are more than welcome to submit.
Insert entry here.
NSFW or children. Strong Sexual Content, Language, Humor, Insight and Condemnation of Religion.
A portion of all proceeds donated to combat human sex slave trafficking and genital mutilation.
DICK PIC OF THE WEEK – OFFICIAL RULES
NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. MAKING A PURCHASE OR PAYMENT OF ANY KIND WILL NOT INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED OR RESTRICTED BY LAW.
1. PROMOTION DESCRIPTION: The Dick Pic of the Week Contest (\”Sweepstakes\”) begins on the first day of each week (Sunday 00:01est) and ends on the last day of each week (Saturday 23:59est) (the \”Promotion Period\”).
2. WINNER SELECTION: The Winner(s) of the Sweepstakes will be selected by the Sex In The Pews staff from among all eligible Entries received throughout the Promotion Period. Odds of winning will vary depending on the number of eligible Entries received.
3. PRIVACY: By entering the Sweepstakes, you grant Sponsor permission to share your email address and any other personally identifiable information with the other Sweepstakes Entities for the purpose of administration and prize fulfillment, including use in a publicly available Winners list.
4. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY: Sponsor assumes no responsibility or liability for (a) any incorrect or inaccurate entry information, or for any faulty or failed electronic data transmissions; (b) any unauthorized access to, or theft, destruction or alteration of entries at any point in the operation of this Sweepstakes; (c) any technical malfunction, failure, error, omission, interruption, deletion, defect, delay in operation or communications line failure, regardless of cause, with regard to any equipment, systems, networks, lines, satellites, servers, camera, computers or providers utilized in any aspect of the operation of the Sweepstakes; (d) inaccessibility or unavailability of any network or wireless service, the Internet or website or any combination thereof; (e) suspended or discontinued Internet, wireless or landline phone service; or (f) any injury or damage to participant’s or to any other person’s computer or mobile device which may be related to or resulting from any attempt to participate in the Sweepstakes or download of any materials in the Sweepstakes.
If, for any reason, the Sweepstakes is not capable of running as planned for reasons which may include without limitation, infection by computer virus, tampering, unauthorized intervention, fraud, technical failures, or any other causes which may corrupt or affect the administration, security, fairness, integrity or proper conduct of this Sweepstakes, the Sponsor reserves the right at its sole discretion to cancel, terminate, modify or suspend the Sweepstakes in whole or in part. In such event, Sponsor shall immediately suspend all drawings and prize awards, and Sponsor reserves the right to award any remaining prizes (up to the total ARV as set forth in these Official Rules) in a manner deemed fair and equitable by Sponsor. Sponsor and Released Parties shall not have any further liability to any participant in connection with the Sweepstakes.